The Middle School Players Present: Cookie Bureaucracy
Eight students, a cryptic binder, a ticking clock, and a bag of fresh-baked cookies: total chaos is served.
When an offstage voice demands an official recommendation in under thirty minutes, the group plunges headfirst into procedural disaster. Who’s in charge? How do you “take minutes?” And can you democratically vote on snacks without accidentally starting a dictatorship?
Fast-paced, sharp, and deliciously absurd, Cookie Bureaucracy is a high-energy comedy about power struggles, ridiculous rules, and the crumbling state of student democracy. Can diplomacy survive when baked goods are on the line?
When an offstage voice demands an official recommendation in under thirty minutes, the group plunges headfirst into procedural disaster. Who’s in charge? How do you “take minutes?” And can you democratically vote on snacks without accidentally starting a dictatorship?
Fast-paced, sharp, and deliciously absurd, Cookie Bureaucracy is a high-energy comedy about power struggles, ridiculous rules, and the crumbling state of student democracy. Can diplomacy survive when baked goods are on the line?
Tickets
Tuesday, November 17, 2026
7:00 p.m.
Black Box Theater
Tickets Coming Soon
7:00 p.m.
Black Box Theater
Tickets Coming Soon
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